DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
Mary Kate and Ashley… excuse me, Lydia and Lizzie being totes adorbs. (Also, THE BOOK.)
OMG A BOOK
Arctic Monkeys - Only Ones Who Know + Rain
I made this to help me fall asleep. super calming.
Title: Mr. Penumbra’s 24-hour Bookstore
Author: Robin Sloan
First Published: 2012
Genre: Fiction | Adventure (not-quite-fantasy)
About the Book:
It’s really more out of a need for money than anything else when Clay becomes a clerk at Mr. Penumbra’s 24-hour bookstore. He doesn’t even mind the night shift, or that he has to write a log book about the more or less weird characters that show up in the middle of the night and request books without ISBN-numbers that can all be found on the incredibly high shelves of this shop.
"People believe in weirder things than this."
I finished this book about 10 minutes ago, and I love it. It’s a love letter to books, with an incredibly sarcastic narrator, a somehow very magical mood that is quite a few levels darker than Harry Potter and doesn’t involve actual magic, and at the same time a huge attribute to modern technology in general and, specifically, google (though I do suspect that the book clearly glorifies that company. Maybe they were sponsored?)
But seriously, I would marry this book. And I cried for absolutely no reason reading the last page, because those sentences are nothing but nostalgic magic.
Age Recommendation: 14+
Educational Value: 3/5
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ME?
Answer which one you think would fit me and leave it in my askbox.
- Tall or short?
- Crazy or calm?
- Brunette or blonde?
- Over 20 years old or under?
- Single or in relationship?
- Straight, gay or bi?
- Lazy or bouncy?
- Big dreamer or take things as they come?
- Try three different outfits at morning or just wear anything?
- Prefer flats or high heels?
- Curly or straight hair?
- Sleep with light on or off?
Elsa is a strikingly beautiful young woman with a tall, slender figure, platinum blonde hair that reaches a few inches above her elbows, blue eyes, and pale skin with a light dusting of freckles.